1.2 Blokes Who Want to Become Eunuchs or Pitiful Attempt By Rude to Get Lady's Underpants
1.3 Marcia Hines' Tit
1.4 Rude Wears Jodhpurs with Padded Arse Sewn in
1.5 Albino Indian's Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag
1.6 Humidity in Rude's Arse Crack Identical to India's Climate
1.7 Rude's Greek Mate Is a Necrophiliac
1.8 Siamese Twin's Nose Joined to His Brother's Butt Hole
1.9 Heckler Carves Veins in Cucumber
1.10 Pavarotti Breaks Toilet
1.11 Rude Annihilates Pommie Heckler
1.12 Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised As An Insult
1.13 Rude Plays the Mouth Trumpet (Musical)
1.14 Rude Blows Fart Through Plastic Tube in Taxi
1.15 Rude Accuses McDonalds of Using Undersized Chip Scoop, Then Challenges Them to Use His Huge Scoop: Rude Leaves Wearing His Scoop for An Olympic Bicycle Rider's Helmet
1.16 Hopoate Fingers Rude
1.17 Rude Heckles a Hunchback
1.18 Rude Starts to Resemble a Fruit Bat from Raiding Too Many Orchards (Musical)
1.19 Bonus Answer Machine Messages Introduced By Rude
1.20 Answer Machine Message - Uncle Jack Off on Train