1. (JOHN SAYS HELLO) 2. THE PUMICE STONE 3. RAPIDLY DOWNHILL 4. THE BEAST OF JOHN SHUTTLEWORTH 5. WE SAW THE NEW YEAR IN IN AN INN 6. THE BALLAD OF DANGLY MAN 7. BLUE LIGHT KETTLE 8. BERLINGO 9. SHALL WE SHARE THE SHORTBREAD SHIRLEY? 10. STAY AT HOME AND PROTECT THE VHS 11. WALLET IN WOMBWELL 12. KIRSTIE IS A WESTIE (NOT A SCOTTIE) 13. (I HAVE BEEN TO) HAVANT 14. OO SHE SAYS